moon-daisie:

grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

Mother Incredible - MILF

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2019 Wild Ride Master Post

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

• Former Gearbox Software lawyer is suing Randy Pitchford for a bunch of reasons, including being a pedophile
• Bowsette Creator Given Trophy By Pixiv And NicoNico For Creating Bowsette
• Alex Jones lost the lawsuit against the Sandy Hook victims’ families and now his company’s financial records are getting busted open 
• Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce without a prenup and is probably going to lose a lot of money
• The 20 Million Dollar Build The Wall GoFundMe got canned, refunded, and the organizer got exposed as a scam artist that has pocketed GoFundMe money before

WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY 

the day is literally not even over and i got something else to add:

• The Mary Sue publishes an interview with Dwayne Johnson claiming that he thinks “snowflake culture” is “taking us backwards,” The Rock responds on Instagram claiming that the interview was completely fabricated.
  

adding this to the post for posterity:

• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Fake Nude Photos Debunked By Foot Fetishist
  

im going insane

• Toby Fox calls out MatPat for using Undertale as a clickbait crutch and for refusing to source indie games he shows off
  
• Tumblr Blog dedicated to reviewing and insulting McMansions is evidently getting archived by the Library of Congress 

just playing catchup. zero days have passed since the creation of this post. 

• Bungie regains independence from Activision and retains publishing rights for Destiny
  

exceptionalcelestial:

laviebohemianrhapsody:

millennial-review:

“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills

also a lot of those practical skills were taught in classes like home ec that have been cut completely as schools slash all spending not related to sports and STEM

pukicho:

misterjukebox8:

pukicho:

The fuck outta here Winnie the piss

You wanna know why they censored Winnie the Pooh

Too many people made fun of the Prime Mininster of China for looking like Winnie the Pooh

So he just straight up banned Winnie the Pooh from the country

Glad to see the leader of a superpower cant handle a kindergarten-level joke

shitpostinguniverse:

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ommanyte:

Some of you don’t get to the cloud district very often and it shows

littlebynight:

rb if u are always a sleepy babie